Australian’s have woken up today with the nagging thought in their heads that former Australian Cricket Captain Michael Clarke might be a bit of a tool. ”Yeah, dude could bat, but getting in a fight with Karl from the Today… Read More ›
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Hanson Reminds The Nation’s Karens That She’s The Queen Karen
One Nation’s leading attention seeker Pauline Hanson has called out the nation’s Karens to remind them that Karen is in fact her middle name, and to stand back and pay reverence to her as the Australia’s Queen Karen. “It’s all… Read More ›
Channel 9 Promises To Fix Wage Concerns By Giving Karl Stefanovic A Pay Rise
The Nine Network has reacted to the loss of Today Show host Lisa Wilkinson by promising to fix all wage disparity concerns starting immediately by raising Karl Stefanovic’s pay. “We have heard the criticism levelled at us and we have… Read More ›
Nation’s Newsreaders Bitterly Divided Over Who Will Win Melbourne Cup
Australia’s newsreaders will head into Tuesday’s Melbourne Cup with wildly diverging predictions about who will win the nation’s most famous horse race. “I always hold back placing my bet until I’ve heard what the breakfast show hosts and the trusted… Read More ›
Karl Stefanovic Outraged The Gold Logie Is Not White
Today Show host and self-confessed anti-dry cleaner, Karl Stefanovic has revealed that he is outraged that the TV Week Gold Logie, awarded to Australian TV’s most popular ‘personality’ is gold in colour rather than white. The one-time Gold Logie winner Stefanovic told… Read More ›
Karl Stefanovic Wears Same Suit For Whole Year: Was Also Drunk Entire Time
Karl Stefanovic’s recent suit stunt was the result of one of the longest running on-air binges in television history The (un) Australian has recently learned. The feminist explanation was created in retrospect to serve as a cover. Sporting a hangover… Read More ›
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