Australian’s have woken up today with the nagging thought in their heads that former Australian Cricket Captain Michael Clarke might be a bit of a tool. ”Yeah, dude could bat, but getting in a fight with Karl from the Today… Read More ›
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“No-one Is Forcing Us To Watch Cricket” Australians Suddenly Realise
After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
Cricket Australia Demands That The Government Covers Cricketers IPL Losses
Cricket Australia has today demanded that the Morrison Government bail out all Australian cricketers who lost money due to the cancellation of this year’s IPL tournament. ”Some of the boys have missed out on hundreds of thousands of dollars after… Read More ›
Barmy Army Introduce Conscription After West Indies Defeat
The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
Five Middle Aged Men Die At BBL Match After Consuming Tainted Beer
The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›
BBL To Release New Merchandise: Team Coloured Divorce Papers
The Big Bash League has announced that following this years successful season launch that they will be rushing out new lines of merchandise, with the first item to be wheeled out being team coloured BBL divorce papers. “We’ve received a… Read More ›
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