The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
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Five Middle Aged Men Die At BBL Match After Consuming Tainted Beer
The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›
BBL To Release New Merchandise: Team Coloured Divorce Papers
The Big Bash League has announced that following this years successful season launch that they will be rushing out new lines of merchandise, with the first item to be wheeled out being team coloured BBL divorce papers. “We’ve received a… Read More ›
Barmy Army Refuse To Sign New Contract With Cricket Australia
This summer’s Ashes tour is under threat after the Barmy Army pulled out of its contract with Cricket Australia demanding higher alcohol content in its beer and shorter hours of sunlight. “We want full strength beer, longer beer snakes and… Read More ›
