Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›
Cricket
Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team
Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
Barmy Army Introduce Conscription After West Indies Defeat
The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
Five Middle Aged Men Die At BBL Match After Consuming Tainted Beer
The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›
Australia Takes Two Week Break From Being Crap At Cricket To Enjoy Being Crap At Tennis
Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2018
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list… Read More ›
