Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed that the 1997 NRL grand final day wasn’t that flash of a day day for him in a speech delivered to the staff of Engadine McDonald’s. ”I know a lot of the… Read More ›
Cricket
Cricket Australia Outlaws Using Spit to Shine Ball: Opts For Sand Paper Instead
Cricket Australia chief Kevin Roberts flagged a flurry of new rules for cricket in reaction to the COVID-19 crisis that has hit the sport. Roberts has suggested practices such as using spit to shine a ball need to be replaced… Read More ›
Men Panic That If All Sport’s Cancelled They May Have To Start Talking About Their Feelings
With serious talk of major sporting competitions being cancelled due to COVID-19, panic is spreading amongst the world’s men that they could be left with nothing to talk about except for their emotions. “Even our semi-abusive banter that passes for… Read More ›
Cricket Australia Applies For A Restraining Order Against The Prime Minister
Cricket Australia has taken the unprecedented step of applying to the courts ahead of the Sydney test to take out a restraining against the Prime Minister. Claiming that his constant talk of cricket at the expense of the bushfires is… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Promises Free Tickets To The Cricket For All Those Affected By The Bushfires
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced a relief package of free tickets to the cricket for all those affected by the bushfires this summer. “I know Australia is doing it tough at the moment but if… Read More ›
ScoMo Plans On Getting Fit By Hitting The Thoughts And Prayers Hard
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told his inner circle that he plans to improve his fitness after he struggled on a hike over the weekend and he will be doing so with an extensive regime of ‘thoughts and prayers.’ “The… Read More ›
