Australian’s have woken up today with the nagging thought in their heads that former Australian Cricket Captain Michael Clarke might be a bit of a tool. ”Yeah, dude could bat, but getting in a fight with Karl from the Today… Read More ›
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“No-one Is Forcing Us To Watch Cricket” Australians Suddenly Realise
After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
PM Tipped To Replace Lyon In 5th Test As He’s A Superior Spinner
The Australian Cricket team is poised to pull a selection stunner by naming Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the team replacing Nathan Lyon, after Selectors saw the PM demonstrate his mastery of spin at his latest press conference. ”Did… Read More ›
Cricket Australia Demands That The Government Covers Cricketers IPL Losses
Cricket Australia has today demanded that the Morrison Government bail out all Australian cricketers who lost money due to the cancellation of this year’s IPL tournament. ”Some of the boys have missed out on hundreds of thousands of dollars after… Read More ›
Slats To Replace Albo As Opposition Leader So Albo Can Focus On His DJing
The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›
ScoMo Offers To Sit Down With Indian Australians And Smoke The Old Peace Pipe
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has reached out to Australia’s Indian community and offered to sit down with their Chiefs and smoke the old peace pipe. ”I know there is a lot of angst out there over… Read More ›