The English Cricket team have spent the weekend celebrating their cricket world cup ‘moral’ victory, with celebrations including a ticket tape parade where at least 3 people turned up.
”What a great tournament it was for English cricket,” said England’s number one cheer leader, professional flog Piers Morgan. ”Sure, Australia and India did play out the final, but both sides would be envious of how England played.”
”Surely it won’t be too long till we hear, arise Sir Johnny Bairstow.”
When asked why the English cricket team felt they were morally superior to other sides, given they didn’t even make the finals, professional flog Morgan said: ”Just look at Johny Bairstow, he is the embodiment of a professional athlete.”
”He’s always thinking, always walking.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to sledge the Australian cricket team about the Ashes. They may hold them but most people who I talk to, like myself, agree that they really belong to us.
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