With news yesterday of Australia’s submarine purchase speculation is now mounting on where they will be housed, with Alice Springs firming as a likely location despite currently being land locked. ”At this stage Alice Springs is indeed inaccessible by boat… Read More ›
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“No-one Is Forcing Us To Watch Cricket” Australians Suddenly Realise
After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
Queen Pissed After MI5 Infect The Wrong Son With Covid-19
Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›
Channel 9 To Release A Mitch Marsh Commemorative Humble Pie
Fresh of his Ashes 4 for, the plaudits keep coming for West Australian all-rounder Mitch Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Mitch Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted… Read More ›
Boris Johnson Shows You Can Achieve Anything With Enough Privilege, Even If You’re Boris Johnson
Despite being Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson has scaled to great heights that would be impossible for any human being who was Boris Johnson minus all the bits of Boris Johnson involving extreme, unearned privilege. Despite being an empty vessel of… Read More ›
Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team
Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›