The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
Ashes
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2017
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have come… Read More ›
Australian Selectors To Rush Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh Into Side For Boxing Day Test
Following a dominant day one performance from the English batsmen the Australian selectors have announced that they will rush in former opening batsman and Father of Mitch and Sean, Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh into the team for the Boxing day test…. Read More ›
“No-one Is Forcing Us To Watch Cricket” Australians Suddenly Realise
After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
Channel 9 To Release Commemorative Shaun Marsh Humble Pie
Fresh of his Ashes century the plaudits keep coming for West Australian batsman Shaun Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Shaun Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted the… Read More ›
Cricket Australia Demands Australian Test Team Respect Other Cultures And Embrace Headbutting
Cricket Australia Boss James Sutherland today announced that the Australian cricket team would not be shaking hands with the English team at the end of the remaining Magellan Ashes test matches. Instead the Aussie players would be headbutting the opposition… Read More ›
