After 140 years of obsessively watching every second of the cricket, the Australian population has suddenly worked out that no-one is holding a gun to their head to make them do it and they could actually be doing something much… Read More ›
Sport
Barnaby Tells Gina That His Touch Team Is Looking For A Sponsor
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has met with wealthy benefactor Gina Rinehart to tell her about his new touch team and how they are looking for a jumper sponsor. ”I saw that Netball Australia… Read More ›
NRL Buckles To Pressure And Announces Bigot Pride Round
The NRL has this week announced that they have listened to all the online commentary and will hold a bigot pride round later in the year, with QLD Senator Pauline Hanson being named patron. ”We tried tolerance and a pride… Read More ›
MCG Ready To Honour Anzacs With 58 Seconds Of Silence And Cry Of “Carn The Pies”
A Collingwood fan is greatly honoured to have been chosen to perform the traditional cry of “carn the pies” at the 58 second mark of the minute’s silence during today’s Anzac Day match at the MCG. “This is a very… Read More ›
Magpies Postpone Swooping Season Till December
Faced with the possibility that the streets will still be bare of people in September, Australia’s magpies have reluctantly pushed back the swooping season to December. “What’s the point of swooping season if there’s no-one to swoop down on but… Read More ›
NRL Fans Urged To Take A Knee In Protest Of State Of Origin Anthem Ban
NRL fans are being urged to protest the decision to remove the national anthem from the soon to be held State of Origin series by taking a knee as the game starts. ”It’s a bloody outrage that they are not… Read More ›
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