Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›
In a statement released by Todd Greenburg, NRL CEO, the league has decided to “lean in” to the swathe of assault and sexual misconduct by its players and re brand the competition as “Australia’s Next Top Prisoner”. “Yeah, admittedly, this… Read More ›
The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›
Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field. “I think most people in Australia called David… Read More ›
The biggest secret of the NRL Grand Final has been revealed after victors the Sydney Roosters admitted that their biggest fan had inspiringly watched the entire game whilst concealing that the stem on his wine glass had snapped. “I’d actually… Read More ›
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