Niche news network Sky News Australia has applauded the Peter Dutton led Opposition for using leaked evidence from a criminal trial to target an alleged victim of sexual assault and those that may have helped them.

”Brilliant move, Mr Dutton, brilliant move,” said a Sky News Insider. ”This is definitely throwing red meat to the base and is sure to lead the Coaltion to a resounding victory , next time around.”

”That’ll show Anthony Albanese what he gets for trying to help people who cross the Liberal party.”

When asked why the party was seeking to weaponise leaked documents and attack the vulnerable, the Spokesperson said: ”Haven’t you ever read Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War?”

”If women want to feel safe and secure then they need to watch out what they text people.”

”Under a Dutton led Coalition you will have nothing to fear, if you have nothing to hide.”

”And, if you want to hide something just do a Porter and open a blind trust.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to sift through Lisa Wilkins’ garbage bins, let’s see how well she recycles.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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