The Morrison Government’s self-appointed ‘science’ minister Craig Kelly has told colleagues that he is concerned that Labor politician Tanya Plibersek is suffering from hysteria and is in urgent need of a course of leeches. ”Craig is most concerned about Tanya,… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
Little Aussie battler and current member of Parliament Barnaby Joyce has entered into New South Wales’ abortion debate declaring that in his eyes a sperm becomes a human the minute it’s owner sees their staffer from across the room. “In… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›
Scott Morrison’s Liberal Government has held an emergency meeting overnight to change the constitution of the party to ensure that no sitting Craig Kelly is ever unseated in a pre-selection battle. “We’ve listened to the people and by people I… Read More ›
