Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›
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ScoMo Bemused By The Reaction He Gets When He Tells People He’s Off To The Prayer Room
Australia’s former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come home from his first day back at work bemused by his colleagues reaction to him telling them that he’s off to the prayer room. ”I was saying to Jen, people sure did… Read More ›
Nation’s Boofheads Demand Albo Apologise For Linking Them To Dutton
Australia’s Boofheads have come out today to demand that the nation’s Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese apologise for linking them with Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton. ”We boofheads are pretty easy going blokes you know,” said a spokesperson… Read More ›
Kelly Worried Plibersek Is Suffering Hysteria Advises Her To Take A Course Of Leeches
The Morrison Government’s self-appointed ‘science’ minister Craig Kelly has told colleagues that he is concerned that Labor politician Tanya Plibersek is suffering from hysteria and is in urgent need of a course of leeches. ”Craig is most concerned about Tanya,… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Annoys Colleagues By Over Doing His Borat Impersonation
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›
Bolt Apologises To The Liberals After Learning That Gladys Liu Is Not In Fact A Labor Politician
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
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