Australia’s Boofheads have come out today to demand that the nation’s Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese apologise for linking them with Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton. ”We boofheads are pretty easy going blokes you know,” said a spokesperson… Read More ›
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Kelly Worried Plibersek Is Suffering Hysteria Advises Her To Take A Course Of Leeches
The Morrison Government’s self-appointed ‘science’ minister Craig Kelly has told colleagues that he is concerned that Labor politician Tanya Plibersek is suffering from hysteria and is in urgent need of a course of leeches. ”Craig is most concerned about Tanya,… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Annoys Colleagues By Over Doing His Borat Impersonation
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›
Bolt Apologises To The Liberals After Learning That Gladys Liu Is Not In Fact A Labor Politician
Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›
Joyce Argues That A Sperm Becomes A Human The First Time It’s Dad Sees His Staffer Across The Room
Little Aussie battler and current member of Parliament Barnaby Joyce has entered into New South Wales’ abortion debate declaring that in his eyes a sperm becomes a human the minute it’s owner sees their staffer from across the room. “In… Read More ›
ScoMo Says That With Abbott Gone No One In His Party Will Go Nuclear
Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›