The SMH’s pompous blowhard at large Peter Fitzsimons has rushed to the Herald’s office to soothe and calm the paper’s journalists following their encounter with former Prime Minister Paul Keating. ”Was good of Pete to come in as Bevan really… Read More ›
Laura Tingle
Association Of Identity Thieves Name ScoMo Their Man Of The Year
The international association of identity thieves has today announced that Australia’s former PM/Treasurer/Minister for Industry/Resources/Engadine Maccas and Health to name but a few has been named their Man of the year award. ”What a great honour it is to be… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers (All 6 Of Them) To Get Out And Support ScoMo
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
PM Tells Gladys That She’s Not His Friend Anymore
Australian Prime Minister (for now) little Scotty Morrison has popped his head up from his tree fort to declare that Gladys Berejiklian is not his friend anymore. ”Gladys Bere-what’s her-name is not my friend and she can just go away,”… Read More ›
ScoMo Plans To Jump A Shark At The National Press Club
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing aka ”ScoMo” will today appear at the National Press Club (NPC), where he plans to jump over a shark. ”How good is jumping a shark?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”I’m sure… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Christina Holgate That The Apology Is ”In The Mail”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›