Australian Prime Minister (for now) little Scotty Morrison has popped his head up from his tree fort to declare that Gladys Berejiklian is not his friend anymore.
”Gladys Bere-what’s her-name is not my friend and she can just go away,” pouted the PM. ”Besides, I’ve got heaps of friends, like Jen, George, Barnaby and um, Peter Dutton.”
”In fact Peter said he’s coming over tonight and he has a gift for me. Apparently, he wants to give me a knife.”
When asked which of his colleagues he believed the former Premier had been texting, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”Gladys doesn’t exist in my World therefore she didn’t text anyone about me being a psycho.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve had a rough day and I need to kick back and relax in my happy place, Engadine Maccas.”
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