Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has expressed his disappointment to colleagues that his wife Jen and daughters were all too busy to attend this week’s family curry night. “Poor Scotty, he loves curry night but this week it will… Read More ›
NSW deputy Premier (for now) John Barilaro has offered to compromise on his threat to blow up the Government, by proposing that all koalas in the state are sent on an all expenses paid cruise on the Ruby Princess. ”Look,… Read More ›
NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›
NSW Premier (as of posting) Gladys Berejiklian has told colleagues that she regrets not killing off all of the states koalas earlier in the year when she had the chance. This revelation comes as a rift between the Nationals and… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys “Baccarat” Berejiklian has contracted the Star Casino to develop and deploy a financial education program for NSW schools. The move comes after reports surfaced of the Star Casino allowing underage people in to gamble. “It’s a no-brainer… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing and his Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton have been telling all and sundry of their vindication after a self-commissioned investigation found that the Government was in charge of stopping boats not ships. ”I… Read More ›
