Gladys Happy That ICAC Was Only DWTS Bad Rather Than SAS Australia Bad

Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it.

”Glad was so happy to hear the news that it was bad but not too bad,” said a friend of the former Premier. ”She’s in fact a mixture of relief and excitement that she can now appear on Dancing With The Stars.”

”As opposed to having to appear on I’m A Celeb, or worse, SAS Australia.”

When asked what the former Premier would do next now that ICAC is seemingly over, her friend said: ”The World is Gladys’ oyster. She can dance with the stars or heck, maybe even take a trip to F’ Boy island.”

”One things for sure, Australians haven’t heard the last of Gladys Berejiklian.”

”Maybe she might come back to politics, the member for Cook has been looking for a new gig. Gladys would do well down in the Shire.”

When asked

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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