My Government has achieved a lot for the developers…..err, the people of NSW yet we still have so much more to accomplish. Walking around the glorious city of Sydney the other day as I awaited for the results of my… Read More ›
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Aunty Gladys Orders NSW Residents To Give Their Local Property Developer A Wristy
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State. ”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That The Federal Integrity Commission Will Be Armed With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has let it be known that his Government’s proposed federal integrity commission will be armed with the warmest of lettuce and they will not be afraid to use it. ”My Government takes corruption very… Read More ›
Friends Tell Gladys To Not Look For Love Through Prison Pen Pals
Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website. “Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier…. Read More ›
Christensen Tells Berejiklian To Join Him In Manilla For Some Ping Pong And Chill
The Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has reached out to NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and invited her to join him for some much needed R&R in the Philippines with some ping pong and chill. ‘’I know what it’s like… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Sends Gladys A Bunnings Gift Card To Lift Her Spirits
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent besieged NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian a Bunnings gift card in an effort to lift her spirits after a torrid week. ”In politics, some weeks are better than others and I just wanted… Read More ›
