ScoMo Plans To Jump A Shark At The National Press Club

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing aka ”ScoMo” will today appear at the National Press Club (NPC), where he plans to jump over a shark.

”How good is jumping a shark?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”I’m sure once the people of Australia see me jump that shark they will forget all about DJ Albo and the polls will go back to where they should be.”

”With good ol’ ScoMo on top.”

When asked what jumping a shark would achieve, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”The Nation wants to see their dear leader out there having a go and hopefully they’ll then give me a go.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to warm up before the big jump.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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