ScoMo Tells Ash Barty No Need To Thank Him For Deporting Djokovic

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent a note to tennis champion Ash Barty congratulating her on making the finals of the Australian Open and telling her there was no need to thank him for getting rid of Novac Djokovic.

”How good is Ash Barty?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”She is doing this Nation proud and as leader that means that I am doing the Nation proud.”

”What a week, Australia Day and Ash Barty dominating the Australian Open, really brings a smile to your face.”

When asked how he could link his Government’s bungling of Novac Djokovic’s visa with Ash Barty’s great run of form, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Ash didn’t have to contend with Novac did she?”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to talk to tricky Dicky Richard Colbeck about getting a few of the boys together in a nice corporate box for the tennis.”

”Do they have McDonalds at Rod Laver arena?”

Mark Williamson


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