Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent a note to tennis champion Ash Barty congratulating her on making the finals of the Australian Open and telling her there was no need to thank him for getting… Read More ›
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Australia Wonders What ScoMo Will Stuff Up Next
After a week in which the country has suffered through a severe shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests with Covid running wild and now appearing to be at war with Serbia over the fallout from Novak Djokovic’s visa issues, the majority… Read More ›
Nation Eagerly Awaits Who The PM Will Throw Under A Bus Over The Djokovic Bungle
Australians are eagerly waiting to see who Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing will throw under a bus following his Government’s bungling of Novac Djokovic’s visa. ”The field is wide open as to who ScoMo will throw under… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls In The Big Gun Dennis Denuto To Take On Djokovic
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told his team to get on the blower to Dennis Denuto and get him on board to help them take down Novak Djokovic in the Federal Court this week. ”We’ve… Read More ›
St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack
With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner… Read More ›
Australia To Hold Plebiscite To Determine If Kyrgios Is Still A Tool
Australian Parliament has announced they plan to conduct a nation-wide plebiscite to determine whether tennis player Nick Kyrgios is still considered a tool. It comes in the wake of the long-time bad boy of Australian Tennis having seemingly turned his… Read More ›
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