After a week in which the country has suffered through a severe shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests with Covid running wild and now appearing to be at war with Serbia over the fallout from Novak Djokovic’s visa issues, the majority of Australians are wondering what Prime Minister ScoMo will stuff up next.
”Well, we know he doesn’t hold a hose, but God damn doesn’t he have anyone in his inner circle who might be able to show him how?” Asked a Nurse who was taking a quick 5 minute break from their 16 hour shift.
‘Being PM’s not an easy job that’s for sure, but this bloke doesn’t turn up half the time,” said a small business owner desperately seeking staff. ”Don’t suppose you know how to wait tables or clean dishes?”
When reached for comment on how he thought the country was coping with his leadership, the PM said: ”How good is Australia?”
”We are moving forward and not looking back. In fact I’m going to pass a law to make it illegal to look back. Unless of course you are looking back at how good Captain Cook was.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have a hit with my good mate Bernard Tomic, he’s a good chance to win the open this year, well he will be once Border Force thins out the field a bit.”
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