Australia To Hold Plebiscite To Determine If Kyrgios Is Still A Tool


Australian Parliament has announced they plan to conduct a nation-wide plebiscite to determine whether tennis player Nick Kyrgios is still considered a tool.

It comes in the wake of the long-time bad boy of Australian Tennis having seemingly turned his attitude around.

Kyrgios not only has been seem mentoring young Aussie tennis players, but also raising valuable funds for at need charities.

“Yeah, listen he was a monumental twat when he came on the scene,” stated Lleyton Hewitt, Australian Davis Cup Captain and former tool. “But I think he’s turned a corner, and I’m excited to see if the Australian public agree.”

It’s believed Hewitt has helped coach Kyrgios as much on becoming less dickish as he has on tennis. He introduced a strict regime of reviewing tweets before sending them and naughty corner time outs for any tantrums.

The plebiscite will not include a poll around Margaret Court, as the unanimous decision was that she is still a twit.

GK Kidd


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