Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›
Lyle Shelton has voiced his frustration at being unable to find “The Handmaid’s Tale” on the SBS On Demand website despite conducting an exhaustive search all around the comedy section. “I keep hearing about this show where the main character… Read More ›
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
Eric Abetz has spoken of the pain of spending years hiding the fact that he was a bigot from the rest of society before finally deciding to out himself. “I always knew that I was different from the other boys… Read More ›
Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich, Eric Abetz has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hold a plebiscite into whether or not a plebiscite should be held to allow marriage equality. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator… Read More ›
