Australian Parliament has announced they plan to conduct a nation-wide plebiscite to determine whether tennis player Nick Kyrgios is still considered a tool. It comes in the wake of the long-time bad boy of Australian Tennis having seemingly turned his… Read More ›
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Australia Takes Two Week Break From Being Crap At Cricket To Enjoy Being Crap At Tennis
Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›
Australian Through To Second Set Of Australian Open
For the first time in more than a decade an Australian tennis player has made it through to the second set of the Australian Open. Plucky qualifier Dylan Catgut thrilled local fans by lasting almost a full hour on centre… Read More ›
“I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic
Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›
Rolf Harris Writes Open Letter To Nick Kyrgios
Australian entertainer Rolf Harris, currently the artist in residence at Stafford jail, has taken time out from his daily beatings to pen an open letter to troubled tennis star Nick Kyrgios in a bid to get Nick back on track It follows Shane… Read More ›