Australians are eagerly waiting to see who Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing will throw under a bus following his Government’s bungling of Novac Djokovic’s visa.
”The field is wide open as to who ScoMo will throw under a bus,” said a Spokesperson for Sportsbet. ”We have Karen Andrews as odds on favourite followed by Dan Andrews.”
”However, you can’t write off Bridget McKenzie, she definitely has form in this area.”
When asked whether many Australians were gambling on who the PM will throw under a bus, the Spokesperson for Sportsbet said: ”At the moment with Covid running rampant there’s not much else for people to do but sit around and gamble.”
”And we run bets on pretty much anything you can poke a stick at, including who you can poke a stick at.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I saw two seagulls fighting over a chip I need to get over there and start taking some bets.”
”Oh, please gamble responsibly.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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