Barnaby Denies Hoarding Wives Claims There Is A Supply Issue

Australia’s deputy Prime Minister And aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied claims that he is hoarding wives and instead has claimed that there is a supply issue causing all the problems.

”It’s very easy for people to blame the Government when things don’t work out,” said the Member for New England. ”However, most Australians just get on with things and get it done.”

”Take the PM and my creepy mate George Christensen. Poor bloke couldn’t pull a root so what did he do? He packed his bags and went to the Philippines.”

When asked why he and his Government refused to take any blame for supply issues, the member for New England said: ”I’m sick to death of the Government being a part of my life.”

”Sure, I am a member of the Government but that’s not the point.”

”Australians need to realise that things aren’t my fault.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to do some scouting on some potential new wives. You’ve gotta be prepared you know.”

Mark Williamson


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