Aspiring Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has expanded his outlook and headed to Taiwan to work on the possibility of a foreign affair. ”What an opportunity to press the flesh, so to speak, in Taiwan,” said the Member… Read More ›
Home Affairs
“My Husband Is Not A Monster” Says Kirilly Dutton As She Throws Sackful Of Offal Into His Cellar
The wife of aspiring Opposition leader Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with… Read More ›
Barnaby Pissed To Miss Out On Home Affairs In Shadow Ministry
Australia’s former deputy PM (yep,really) Barnaby Joyce has reacted angrily to being appointed shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs when he had his heart set on Home or Foreign Affairs. ”I don’t know what sort of game Dutto is playing at… Read More ›
Dutton Asks Albo For Measurements To The Opposition Leader’s Office
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Labor leader Anthony Albanese to ask him what the measurement’s are for the Opposition leader’s office. ”I called Anthony and just wanted to know how big his office is, as in 7… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells ScoMo: End The Bonk Ban Win The Election
Australia’s next Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that the reason that they are doing so badly in the polls is due to the contentious (only to Barnaby) bonk ban. ”Bloody, Scott, err, ScoMo, needs to… Read More ›
Barnaby Demands To Be Named Minister For Home Affairs
The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election. ”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than… Read More ›
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