Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
The wife of Home Affairs minister Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with… Read More ›
The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
Belegaured Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace Peter Dutton as Minister for Home Affairs in a soon to be announced cabinet reshuffle. “When you make a mistake like Barnaby has you can either take the fall and… Read More ›
The makers of Smiths Chips have gone into hiding following the appointment of Peter Dutton as the head of Australia’s new super Home Affairs security ministry. “ISIS, the mafia and Russian spies will no longer be Australia’s main security concern,”… Read More ›
