Australia’s former deputy PM (yep,really) Barnaby Joyce has reacted angrily to being appointed shadow Minister for Veterans Affairs when he had his heart set on Home or Foreign Affairs. ”I don’t know what sort of game Dutto is playing at… Read More ›
The wife of aspiring Opposition leader Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Labor leader Anthony Albanese to ask him what the measurement’s are for the Opposition leader’s office. ”I called Anthony and just wanted to know how big his office is, as in 7… Read More ›
Australia’s next Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that the reason that they are doing so badly in the polls is due to the contentious (only to Barnaby) bonk ban. ”Bloody, Scott, err, ScoMo, needs to… Read More ›
The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election. ”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than… Read More ›
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister And aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied claims that he is hoarding wives and instead has claimed that there is a supply issue causing all the problems. ”It’s very easy for people to… Read More ›
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