The wife of the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has come out strongly in his defence claiming that whilst ‘he may be a real c*nt he is definitely not a monster.’ “I’m sick and tired of people coming… Read More ›
Home Affairs
Dutton Demands More Powers Or Else He’ll Piss All Over The Floor
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Cabinet give him the power to exclude people from the country or else he will piss all over the floors of parliament. “This is just… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Affairs Both Home And Foreign
Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›
Dutton Tipped To Be Named Minister For Strangling Puppies In ScoMo’s Cabinet Reshuffle
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
“My Husband Is Not A Monster” Says Kirilly Dutton As She Throws Sackful Of Offal Into His Cellar
The wife of Home Affairs minister Peter Dutton has denied that her husband is a monster who prowls the neighbourhood after dark feeding on small mammals, saying he is just a misunderstood knockabout bloke who loves making dad jokes with… Read More ›
National Party Regroup To Focus On Appealing To Their Base ‘The Swinging Voter’
The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
