Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
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Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to all Australians (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›
Duncan Storrar Once Had Overdue Library Book
A special investigation by The (un)Australian has revealed that so called Q&A “hero” Duncan Storrar is a late library book returning fiend whose opinions on the inequalities of the Australian economy can now be safely disregarded. “Let this be a… Read More ›
Murdoch Promises Retaliation After Stock Analysts Mock News Corp Profit
Rupert Murdoch has condemned a Wall Street publication for daring to insult his companies diminishing profits. The News Corp CEO was highly critical of a Goldman Sachs report that contained an image of News Corp gross profits falling by 30%… Read More ›
