Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to all Australians (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place.
“Barnaby has gone out of his way during this bush fire crisis to make it known that he is there for his people,” said a Spokesperson for Mr Joyce. “Why just the other night I saw him at the local pub going around all the ladies in the bar checking in on them, buying them drinks and making sure they all had his number.”
“All this whilst juggling two families.”
When reached for comment the Member for New England did confirm that he was always there for the people of Australia, saying: “In a time of crisis, I am always available to help the ladies.”
“Whether it be to screw in a light bulb, pop the cork off a bottle of champagne or even to just spoon…….gravy onto the roast. I am Barnaby Joyce and I am here for you….well not you but maybe your Sister.”
Mark Williamson
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