ScoMo To Promise All Australians $301 If They Vote For His Government

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve.

”Polls go up and down we all know that,” said the Prime Minister. ”The people of Australia are not fools so they will see the merit in my Government. $301 in their pocket won’t hurt either.”

”A vote for ScoMo is a vote for $301.”

When asked why he was now looking at a $301 reward, given that he has spent the last week rubbishing the Opposition leader’s $300 for a jab incentive, the PM said: ”Well, the difference is a vote for me is a vote for $301, a vote for Albo means you get a jab before you get your $300.”

”And I’m offering $301 old cheapskate Albo is only offering you $300.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and see what other infrastructure I can cram into the marginal seats.”

Mark Williamson


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