Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble

Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring.

”Gladys needs to show a bit of compassion to those locked down with their families,” said the Member for New England. ”You don’t leave a bull in the paddock with just the one cow, he needs to work the herd if you know what I mean.”

”I need to be out there pressing the flesh.”

When asked why a couple should be allowed to swing whilst singles were stuck on their own, the Deputy Prime Minister said: ”I’m more than happy for any single lady who is doing it tough to get in touch and I’ll be there for her.”

”Of course if they could send me a picture or two first just to weed out the uggos that would be great.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m on the lookout for some new interns, I usually find the best ones on Tinder.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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