State-run schools in NSW and Queensland have announced that they will close their doors next week ahead of NRL “Mad Monday” celebrations. The first Monday after the regular season is often a day “hijinks” for the players of teams eliminated… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that after seeing multiple articles in Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper of former AFL players being critical of Victoria’s Covid restrictions, that he is considering adding a couple of them to the… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›
One Nations’ leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon the Morrison Government to make funding available to those sovereign citizens who wish to build a backyard bunker as part of their doomsday preparations. ”For too long my fellow… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
