With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins.
”The PM loves his wife and kids but he has an election to win and he can’t do that without a loving family beside him for each and every photo op,” said a Spokesperson for the Government. ”Polling indicates as well that the photos with the kids get way more likes on social media.”
”And how good is Jen at defusing any tricky questions the PM may cop about Women.”
When asked why the PM saw his family as marketing material, the Spokesperson said: ”If the PM were here he’d reject the premise of your question.”
”The PM loves his family and wants them with him as much as possible.”
”Whether, it’s having his photo taken with them building a cubby house or together as a family having their photo taken cheering on his beloved Sharks.”
”Actually Cronulla is in lockdown as well, bugger. We’ll have to look at recasting his favourite sports team as well. How are the Brumbies doing?”
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