With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
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Kelly Worried Plibersek Is Suffering Hysteria Advises Her To Take A Course Of Leeches
The Morrison Government’s self-appointed ‘science’ minister Craig Kelly has told colleagues that he is concerned that Labor politician Tanya Plibersek is suffering from hysteria and is in urgent need of a course of leeches. ”Craig is most concerned about Tanya,… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Somehow Only Second Worst Politician From The Shire
The rest of Australia is reeling after making the alarming discovery that not only is Scomo not the worst politician in Australia, he’s not even the worst one from the Sutherland shire. “What the fuck do they put in the… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners That It Wasn’t That Flash Of A Day For Him Back In 1997 Either
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed that the 1997 NRL grand final day wasn’t that flash of a day day for him in a speech delivered to the staff of Engadine McDonald’s. ”I know a lot of the… Read More ›
“Zoom? What’s Zoom?” Says Bloke Who Cancelled Parliament
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›
ScoMo Sends Trump A Cronulla Sharks 2019 Season Highlights Video After The President Asks Him For A Downer
Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›
