This week’s Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been telling friends that he will over rule the Australian of the year committee’s pick and instead go with his ‘Captain’s choice’ of the Cronulla Sharks mascot MC Hammerhead as this year’s… Read More ›
An American adventurer has been killed while attempting to make contact with the peoples of the remote Sutherland Shire. “The young man ignored warnings and foolishly attempted to cross Tom Uglys Bridge and was cut down with a hail of… Read More ›
The NRL has blamed the condition of Allianz Stadium as the reason for only 19,000 people turning up to watch the Cronulla sharks play the Penrith panthers last Friday night. “Mate it’s appalling what the fans have to put up… Read More ›
A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›
A rugby league referee has copped the maximum $10,000 fine after an angry outburst bagging every error made by the players during a semi finals match he officiated last weekend. “I’m doing my best out there trying to ensure every… Read More ›
Treasurer Scott Morrison has spoken out about Australia’s housing affordability crisis and called upon aspiring first home owners to consider all options including selling their organs for cash on the black market. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Morrison expanded on… Read More ›
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