The NRL has blamed the condition of Allianz Stadium as the reason for only 19,000 people turning up to watch the Cronulla sharks play the Penrith panthers last Friday night.
“Mate it’s appalling what the fans have to put up with,” said an NRL Spokesperson. “I mean the seats are plastic and not leather, the toilet seats are not heated and worst of all the food is not served to you. I mean people have to actually line up.”
“What a disgrace. Where is this Government’s priorities, kids don’t want better schools they want comfier sporting stadiums.”
When asked why the AFL was able to attract crowds of over 90,000 to their finals games the Spokesperson replied: “They did. Ah look you know historically League is better watched on Television than it is live.”
“That’s why we are demanding all new stadiums to be built so that every seat reclines and has a television. That’ll bring in the crowds.”
Mark Williamson
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