Real estate agents around Australia are ”encouraging” their tenants to think about giving their landlords a BJ this Christmas as a way to say thank you for providing them with an expensive place to live. ”It’s been a tough year… Read More ›
Sydney
Very Fast Sushi Train Will Deliver Salmon Roll From Melbourne To Sydney In Under Three Hours
The government has commissioned a feasibility study to look into the construction of a Very Fast Sushi Train down the eastern seaboard, raising hopes that sushi aficionados in Brisbane will be able to sample a frilled scallop nigiri that has… Read More ›
Fred Nile In Talks To Star In Weekend At Bernie’s 3
NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double. ”We’re… Read More ›
NSW Premier Relying on Dodgy Public Transport To Keep Him In A Job
Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told colleagues that he is relying on the State’s dodgy public transport system to keep him in power. With the thinking being that people can’t vote if they can’t travel. ”It’s a bold strategy… Read More ›
Perrotet Tells Unions Keep It Up And HE’ll Bring The Transport Minister Back From Holidays
The Premier of NSW (for now) Dominic Perrotet has warned the Rail Union to ease up on industrial action or he will be forced to bring back the Transport Minister from his European holiday. ”To the Unions I say this,… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells Public To Just Take A Government Limo To Work
Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told the public to simply take a Government limo today as the city is ground to a halt due to ongoing train strikes. ”To the people of NSW I say don’t let the Unions… Read More ›
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