NSW Premier Gladys ‘Shredder’ Berejiklian has told the people of NSW that if they wish to be vaccinated against the corona virus then they’d best make sure they live in a Liberal voting electorate. ”I won’t apologise for the fact… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›
Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks
Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Launches Only Fans Account
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
