The Premier of NSW (for now) Dominic Perrotet has warned the Rail Union to ease up on industrial action or he will be forced to bring back the Transport Minister from his European holiday. ”To the Unions I say this,… Read More ›
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NSW Premier Tells Public To Just Take A Government Limo To Work
Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told the public to simply take a Government limo today as the city is ground to a halt due to ongoing train strikes. ”To the people of NSW I say don’t let the Unions… Read More ›
NSW Premier Personally Apologises To John Barilaro For Any Inconvenience Caused By The Train Strikes
NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›
NSW Declared Most Livable State For Those Named John Barilaro
Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
Melbourne Voted Most Wankable City
The capital of Victoria, Melbourne a city once described by comedian Jerry Seinfeld as “the Anus of the World”, has today been voted the World’s most wankable city in a poll conducted by the popular blog TeaWithCatsAndKale.com. It defeated last… Read More ›
Arrival Of Winter Catches Australia By Surprise For 227th Year In A Row
The annual coming of the cold season known as “winter” has once again caught Australia’s population completely off guard, causing mass confusion over whether to rug up or dress in layers. “But we’re sun loving Aussies who revel in a… Read More ›
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