The government has commissioned a feasibility study to look into the construction of a Very Fast Sushi Train down the eastern seaboard, raising hopes that sushi aficionados in Brisbane will be able to sample a frilled scallop nigiri that has… Read More ›
With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›
An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›
The NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that her Government will be putting on an all ages pokies festival, that will tour around the State. They hope that it will lead children away from dangerous music festivals and into the… Read More ›
