Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Science Craig Kelly has called upon the Government (which he is still a part of) to appoint former AFL player Gary Ablett Sr as the countries new Chief Medical Officer. ”It’s time this Government… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that after seeing multiple articles in Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper of former AFL players being critical of Victoria’s Covid restrictions, that he is considering adding a couple of them to the… Read More ›
Melbourne’s iconic laneways will be widened to a minimum width of 50 metres in an effort to make them covid-19 friendly spaces. “In time people will come to know Melbourne as a city of broad boulevards full of totally not… Read More ›
With crowds due to be allowed back to Rugba league games the NRL has announced that it will be launching a new ‘conspiracy theory’ round in an effort to drew fans to actually attend the game. ”When the Government said… Read More ›
NRL Boss Peter V’landys has ordered Prime Minister Scott Morrison to arrange for the nation’s school kids to sit in the stands during this weekend’s round of rugby league matches. ”We’ve been told it’s safe for kids to go to… Read More ›
With news that the NRL is on track for an end of May relaunch gambling company Sportsbet has released the market on which NRL club will ruin the revamped season. ”What an exciting time it is for sports fans,” said… Read More ›
