NRL Chief and professed man of feathers Peter V’Landys has begged the Queensland Government to allow the players to expand the bubble so as to allow their teams of lawyers to travel with them. ”Relocating all the NSW teams to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Heads To Bunnings To Buy A Bigger Broom And Carpet To Sweep Things Under
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has knocked off work early for the day in order to head to his favourite shop Bunnings in order to pick up a bigger broom and carpet in order to sweep any future scandals… Read More ›
St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack
With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners That It Wasn’t That Flash Of A Day For Him Back In 1997 Either
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed that the 1997 NRL grand final day wasn’t that flash of a day day for him in a speech delivered to the staff of Engadine McDonald’s. ”I know a lot of the… Read More ›
The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2020 has definitely been a year to remember, or forget if you have… Read More ›
NRL Fans Urged To Take A Knee In Protest Of State Of Origin Anthem Ban
NRL fans are being urged to protest the decision to remove the national anthem from the soon to be held State of Origin series by taking a knee as the game starts. ”It’s a bloody outrage that they are not… Read More ›
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