In the lead up to the NRL Grand final the Sydney Roosters who will play the Canberra Raiders in the decider have spent the week trying to familiarise themselves with playing before an actual crowd. “It’s definitely a different time… Read More ›
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ScoMo Sends Trump A Cronulla Sharks 2019 Season Highlights Video After The President Asks Him For A Downer
Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›
Mundine’s Publicist Sends Thank You Cards To Israel Folau And Julian Assange
Boxer and self-appointed vaccination expert Anthony Mundine’s publicist has sent disgraced Rugby Union player Israel Folau and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange thank you cards. “From the bottom of my heart I just want to say a sincere thank you to… Read More ›
PM’S Office Researching How Many Macca’s Toilets There Are Between The Lodge And Yarralumna
The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›
ScoMo Reveals Extra Budget Funding To Build More Toilets In And Around Engadine McDonald’s
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season
In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›
