Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Named Bunnings’ Employee Of The Month
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›
NSW And QLD Schools To Close Ahead Of NRL “Mad Monday” Celebrations
State-run schools in NSW and Queensland have announced that they will close their doors next week ahead of NRL “Mad Monday” celebrations. The first Monday after the regular season is often a day “hijinks” for the players of teams eliminated… Read More ›
ScoMo Announces That Parliament Will No Longer Sit On Rainy Days
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that, in solidarity with the nation’s tradies, parliament will no longer sit on days with inclement weather. ”We’re all in this together, so I have made the decision that if it’s a… Read More ›
“Zoom? What’s Zoom?” Says Bloke Who Cancelled Parliament
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
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