St George Dragons Scouting Margaret Court For Their Forwards Pack

With news coming through that Rugbah Leeegue club the St George Dragons are close to signing biblical historian and Rugby Union player Israel Folau, it has also been revealed that the club has been scouting 78-year old grand slam winner Margaret Court MBE.

The club is hoping that Court and Folau can form a formidable forward pack who will be able to squeeze through opposition defences by blowing open the back door.

”Don’t let age fool you – Margaret Court can hold her own,” said Rugbah Leeegue analyst Buzz Kill. ”She’ll be the first one in there to stop ’em from packing down a scrum, and will make sure her opponents don’t touch each others’ balls.”

”With Court and Folau in the same team, who knows? Maybe even famed former coach Alan Jones might come out…… watch.”

When asked whether the Dragons could face a backlash from fans or sponsors, Buzz Kill said: ”Well, they stuck around while they kept Jack De Belin on the books!”

”Did you read what he’s alleged to have done?”

”Besides, Margaret Court will bring a heap of sponsors with her. I mean, think of all the gay-conversion places that will want to buy advertising space!”

Mark Williamson


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