Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has knocked off work early for the day in order to head to his favourite shop Bunnings in order to pick up a bigger broom and carpet in order to sweep any future scandals that may come up under.
”How good is Bunnings?” Exclaimed the Prime Minister. “They have everything from rope, lime, to even shovels.”
“Heck, I even joked with the bloke there what aisle the distractions were in and he said aisle 5.”
When asked why the Government felt the need to sweep things under the carpet rather than deal with scandals directly, the Prime Minister said: “I reject the premise of your question.”
“My Government is one that tackles things straight on. Speaking of tackles almost time for the NRL to kick off for another year.”
“As much as I love my Sharkies I think the Storm are strong favourites this year.”
“Now, what were we talking about?” Oh, that’s right, how good’s the NRL?”
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