The NSW government has reacted to a spate of shark attacks by installing Mick Fannings at every beach in an effort to keep swimmers safe over the summer. “A line of Mick Fannings stretching from Eden to Tweed Heads will… Read More ›
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Cronulla Woman Tells Shark To ‘Go Back Where It Came From’
A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›
Thousands Of Sharks And Dogs Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers
Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
Monster Shark Dies While Resisting Arrest
Fisheries have said that a huge shark caught of northern New South Wales this week died as a result of a struggle when being taken into custody. “We just wanted to talk to him about an incident in the area”,… Read More ›
Mick Fanning Coward Punches A Shark
Animal activists have spoken out about Mick Fanning’s coward punch of an innocent shark in South Africa. MoonBean Soya, spokesperson for the Animals Have Feelings Too Foundation (AHFTF), said: “This poor innocent shark was just swimming innocently by in its natural… Read More ›
