Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›
The NSW government has reacted to a spate of shark attacks by installing Mick Fannings at every beach in an effort to keep swimmers safe over the summer. “A line of Mick Fannings stretching from Eden to Tweed Heads will… Read More ›
A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›
Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
