Scotty From Marketing Named Bunnings’ Employee Of The Month

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room.

”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this honour,” said a Parliamentary Insider. ”He has even picked out a place for the plaque to sit in his office, right next to his self-made award for stopping the boats.”

”Apparently the award also comes with a gift voucher which the PM plans to spend on another DIY project. Maybe a bird bath or who knows some Christmas lights for Kirribilli.”

When reached for comment on his award, the Prime Minister said: ”This is a great example to all Australians that if you have a go, you get a go.”

”I mean look at your old mate ScoMo, I saw Santa on a shark in a Bunnings catalogue and I tweeted about it, next thing I know I’m employee of the month. How good is that!”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to tweet about Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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