Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister do something for the countries Women by appointing him, the Member for New England as the countries Minister for Women. With a promise to urgently inject a stimulus package into those in need.
”We got a lot right with the budget but in the case of Women we didn’t really hit the spot,” said the Member for New England. ”You know my record I am definitely a Ladies man and ScoMo, you know I am a man the man for the job.”
”Let me loose on the on the ladies and I’ll get things moving, heck I may even raise the countries birth rate.”
When asked what stimulus packages he would propose to make the lives of Women in Australia better, the Member for New England said: ”If there’s one thing I know it’s what Women want.”
”Women want a man, they want security, lovin’ and I can provide all of this.”
”So, Ladies if you haven’t got a ring on it, call me…..heck even if you do have a ring on it get in touch so I can return the favour.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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