The Australian Liberal party has responded to polling showing that they are not popular with the youth of Australia by announcing a new initiative, the Dutton Youth. ”We understand that the youth of Australia are not connecting with us and… Read More ›
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told Australian’s to slip a pineapple into their next gas bill as a way to say thank you to the countries gas producers. ”This country owes a debt of gratitude to our… Read More ›
Sky News Australia host Peta Credlin has called for the police to be allowed to shoot anyone who plans to vote for Victorian Premier Dan Andrews at the upcoming election on sight. ”How dare the people of Victoria not listen… Read More ›
Australia’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Finland’s Prime Minister to be more professional and lay off the partying. ”As a World leader she needs to be more discreet,” said the Member for New… Read More ›
Australia’s former Finance, Health and Resources Minister Scott Morrison has refused to comment on whether or not he has been secretly sworn in as Prime Minister. ”Look, I won’t be commentating at this time but let’s just say my days… Read More ›
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›
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