Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister do something for the countries Women by appointing him, the Member for New England as the countries Minister for Women. With a promise to urgently inject a stimulus… Read More ›
Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire owner of online ordering behemoth Amazon, has thanked the Australian Government for including income tax cuts in their 2020 budget. ”Great Government you have down there in Australia,” said Mr Bezos. ”Those income tax cuts will… Read More ›
The Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that the traditional Budget lock-up, a process whereby journalists are locked in a room to run the rule over the budget will be moved from Parliament house to Engadine Maccas. ”We… Read More ›
The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers man’ Finance Minister Mathias Cormann. ”This is an absolute disaster, who knows how far out… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he sees nothing wrong with tradies being able to legally demand an arts worker hand over their lunch money. “Arts workers need to realise that they need to be a part… Read More ›
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg was spotted sneaking into his home study last night, carrying what looked suspiciously like a Ouija board under his arm before locking the door, a source close to the Morrison government’s “numbers man” told The (un)Australian. The… Read More ›
