Horrified treasury officials unlocking the lock up room ahead of tonight’s federal budget made the gruesome discovery that they had forgotten to release last year’s journalists from the lock up. “We thought the parliament house press gallery had been awfully… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›
The (un)Australian was fortunate enough to grab a sneak peek of Treasurer Scott Morrison’s upcoming budget. Here’s a few key areas that old mate Scotty thinks might help him stay in office. Infrastructure Massive amounts of money will be poured… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has expressed concern and annoyance that the Royal Commission that his Government set up is investigating Banks rather than his planned target the artist Banksy. “This is a most concerning occurrence,” said the Prime Minister. “I mean… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›
