Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Thanks Australian Government For The Tax Cuts

Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire owner of online ordering behemoth Amazon, has thanked the Australian Government for including income tax cuts in their 2020 budget.

”Great Government you have down there in Australia,” said Mr Bezos. ”Those income tax cuts will definitely help out Amazon, what with all you Aussies loving to spend up big shopping online.”

”I tell ya if you didn’t have a minimum wage down there I’d almost consider moving my headquarters down under.”

When reached for comment on Mr Bezos’ praise for the budget, Prime Minister Scott Morrison said: ”I thank Jeff for his kind words and say to all Australians that this is an example of someone getting a go for having a go.”

”This is what my Government does, we give opportunities to those people who have a go. Whether it be billionaires or multi-billionaires.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have a go at Engadine Maccas. That should provide the cleaners with a nice little surplus to deal with.”

Mark Williamson


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