Barnaby Joyce Chides Gladys Berejiklian For Sleeping With Colleagues Instead Of Staffers

Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has chided NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian for sleeping with her colleague rather than a staffer.

”If Gladys was lonely and looking for love I wish she would have called me,” said the former deputy Prime Minister. ”I mean not for you know that, but I could have just told her to bang a staffer.”

”Not a bloody colleague, I mean I tried once to have a crack at a colleague but let me tell you they don’t call her Shooter McKenzie for nothing you know.”

When asked whether he felt the NSW Premier should resign, Barnaby Joyce said: ”Ah, look, I don’t like to meddle in other peoples affairs, last time I did that I got a little bundle of Joyce.”

”But, let me just say the NSW Premier has my full support and I am there for her, if she needs a shoulder to cry on our just someone to give her a hug.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to book Hooters for the Nationals end of year Christmas party.”

Mark Williamson


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2 replies

  1. “a little bundle of Joyce”


  2. top work! love it. How many of us can fit under the bus Gladys threw Darryl under today?. An absoluter classic!


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