One Nation’s leading attention seeker Pauline Hanson has called out the nation’s Karens to remind them that Karen is in fact her middle name, and to stand back and pay reverence to her as the Australia’s Queen Karen. “It’s all… Read More ›
Bunnings
Australia’s Hopes For Ashes In Ruins After Bunnings UK Shuts Down
A devastated Australian Cricket team has had to go back to the drawing board in their plans for winning this year’s Ashes contest after learning that Bunnings hardware had closed their European operations. “This is quite a set back for… Read More ›
Morrison Appoints Abbott As Special Envoy To Bunnings To Sort Out The Onion Mess
Prime Minister (as at the time of writing this article) Scott Morrison has taken time out of the ASEAN conference to deal with the domestic crisis of onions in Bunnings sausages by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Special… Read More ›
Warner’s Return To Cricket Sees A Rise In Bunnings Warehouse’s Share Price
Former Australian cricketer David Warner has made his return to club cricket following his suspension for ball tampering and it has resulted in an increase in crowds, plenty of runs (Warner scored 150 odd) and a significant rise in the… Read More ›
David Warner Re-Applies For His Previous Job At Woolies
As the ex-Australia vice-captain comes to terms with his year long ban from the game, Warner has taken the opportunity to re-apply for his old job at supermarket chain Woolworths. In a 2015/6 advertising campaign, Warner, the then ambassador of… Read More ›
