Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent besieged NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian a Bunnings gift card in an effort to lift her spirits after a torrid week. ”In politics, some weeks are better than others and I just wanted… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›
One Nation’s leading attention seeker Pauline Hanson has called out the nation’s Karens to remind them that Karen is in fact her middle name, and to stand back and pay reverence to her as the Australia’s Queen Karen. “It’s all… Read More ›
A devastated Australian Cricket team has had to go back to the drawing board in their plans for winning this year’s Ashes contest after learning that Bunnings hardware had closed their European operations. “This is quite a set back for… Read More ›
